Post by yolly zubrick on Sept 6, 2005 5:11:58 GMT 7
Dear Tech Support:
Last year I upgraded from Girlfriend 7.0 to
Wife 1.0. I soon noticed that the new program
began unexpected child processing that took
up a lot of space and valuable resources. In
addition, Wife 1.0 installed itself into all other
programs and now monitors all other system
activity. Applications such as Poker Night 10.
3, Football 5.0, Hunting and Fishing 7.5, and
Racing 3.6.
I can't seem to keep Wife 1.0 in the
background while attempting to run my
favorite applications. I'm thinking about going
back to Girlfriend 7.0, but the uninstall doesn't
work on Wife 1.0. Please help!
Thanks,
A Troubled User.
REPLY:
Dear Troubled User:
This is a very common problem that men
complain about.
Many people upgrade from Girlfriend 7.0 to
Wife 1.0, thinking that it is just a Utilities and
Entertainment program. Wife 1.0 is an
OPERATING SYSTEM and is designed by its
Creator to run EVERYTHING!!! It is also
impossible to delete Wife 1. 0 and to return to
Girlfriend 7.0. It is impossible to uninstall, or
purge the program files from the system once
installed.
You cannot go back to Girlfriend 7.0 because
Wife 1.0 is designed to not allow this. Look in
your Wife 1.0 manual under Warnings-
Alimony-Child Support. I recommend that you
keep Wife 1.0 and work on improving the
situation. I suggest installing the background
application "Yes Dear" to alleviate software
augmentation.
The best course of action is to enter the
command C:\APOLOGIZE because ultimately
you will have to give the APOLOGIZE
command before the system will return to
normal anyway.
Wife 1.0 is a great program, but it tends to be
very high maintenance. Wife 1.0 comes with
several support programs, such as Clean
and Sweep 3.0, Cook It 1.5 and Do Bills 4.2.
However, be very careful how you use these
programs. Improper use will cause the
system to launch the program Nag Nag 9.5.
Once this happens, the only way to improve
the performance of Wife 1.0 is to purchase
additional software. I recommend Flowers 2.1
and Diamonds 5.0!
WARNING!!! DO NOT, under any
circumstances, install Secretary with Short
Skirt 3.3. This application is not supported by
Wife 1.0 and will cause irreversible damage
to the operating system.
Best of luck,
Tech Support
Last year I upgraded from Girlfriend 7.0 to
Wife 1.0. I soon noticed that the new program
began unexpected child processing that took
up a lot of space and valuable resources. In
addition, Wife 1.0 installed itself into all other
programs and now monitors all other system
activity. Applications such as Poker Night 10.
3, Football 5.0, Hunting and Fishing 7.5, and
Racing 3.6.
I can't seem to keep Wife 1.0 in the
background while attempting to run my
favorite applications. I'm thinking about going
back to Girlfriend 7.0, but the uninstall doesn't
work on Wife 1.0. Please help!
Thanks,
A Troubled User.
REPLY:
Dear Troubled User:
This is a very common problem that men
complain about.
Many people upgrade from Girlfriend 7.0 to
Wife 1.0, thinking that it is just a Utilities and
Entertainment program. Wife 1.0 is an
OPERATING SYSTEM and is designed by its
Creator to run EVERYTHING!!! It is also
impossible to delete Wife 1. 0 and to return to
Girlfriend 7.0. It is impossible to uninstall, or
purge the program files from the system once
installed.
You cannot go back to Girlfriend 7.0 because
Wife 1.0 is designed to not allow this. Look in
your Wife 1.0 manual under Warnings-
Alimony-Child Support. I recommend that you
keep Wife 1.0 and work on improving the
situation. I suggest installing the background
application "Yes Dear" to alleviate software
augmentation.
The best course of action is to enter the
command C:\APOLOGIZE because ultimately
you will have to give the APOLOGIZE
command before the system will return to
normal anyway.
Wife 1.0 is a great program, but it tends to be
very high maintenance. Wife 1.0 comes with
several support programs, such as Clean
and Sweep 3.0, Cook It 1.5 and Do Bills 4.2.
However, be very careful how you use these
programs. Improper use will cause the
system to launch the program Nag Nag 9.5.
Once this happens, the only way to improve
the performance of Wife 1.0 is to purchase
additional software. I recommend Flowers 2.1
and Diamonds 5.0!
WARNING!!! DO NOT, under any
circumstances, install Secretary with Short
Skirt 3.3. This application is not supported by
Wife 1.0 and will cause irreversible damage
to the operating system.
Best of luck,
Tech Support